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Wyoming joke

Rev. Jared Tucher — Sat, 21 May 2011 16:17:37 +0000

Received this from one of my elders.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: “California archaeologists, finding of 200-year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.”

One week later, a local newspaper in Wyoming reported the following:
“After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Worland , Fred, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. He has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Wyoming had already gone wireless.”

My thoughts on the Royal Wedding

Rev. Jared Tucher — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 22:34:43 +0000

The Clergy Desk

Rev. Jared Tucher — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 05:59:40 +0000

Link

Conan: Starbucks One-Ups The “Trenta” 01/20/11

Rev. Jared Tucher — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 04:15:10 +0000

http://i.cdn.turner.com/tegwebapps/tbs/tbs-www/cvp/teamcoco_432x243_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=240755

Possible future TSA mottos

Rev. Jared Tucher — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 04:01:54 +0000

Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin’, squeezin’, arresting’.
You WERE a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.

Why pastors have it easy

Rev. Jared Tucher — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 02:09:47 +0000

To be technical, I work 2 hours a week because we have 2 services.

A new entrance for a wedding

Rev. Jared Tucher — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:07:32 +0000

This video has been going around non-stop all week long, but I thought that I would post it anyways. I would never allow this in my church, but I think it’s a good entrance.

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Hallelujah Chorus like never before

Rev. Jared Tucher — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 04:43:02 +0000

A fellow pastor sent this to me. I think you’ll enjoy it. And just in time for Easter!

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Blast from the past video

Rev. Jared Tucher — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:15:46 +0000

A friend of mine posted this video link on Facebook and I thought that I’d put it up here for all to share in the joy. This comes from Sesame Street from the days of old. This is circa 1970s or so.

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