{"id":1224,"date":"2010-11-28T21:01:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T04:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2010-11-28T21:01:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T04:01:54","slug":"possible-future-tsa-motos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/?p=1224","title":{"rendered":"Possible future TSA mottos"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Can\u2019t see London, can\u2019t see France, unless we see your underpants.<\/li>\n<li>Grope discounts available.<\/li>\n<li>If we did our job any better, we\u2019d have to buy you dinner first.<\/li>\n<li>Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.<\/li>\n<li>Wanna fly?\u00a0 Drop your fly.<\/li>\n<li>We are now free to move about your pants.<\/li>\n<li>We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s not a grope, it\u2019s a freedom pat.<\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, we make you whip it out.<\/li>\n<li>TSA: Touchin\u2019, squeezin\u2019, arresting\u2019.<\/li>\n<li>You WERE a virgin.<\/li>\n<li>We handle more packages than the USPS.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can\u2019t see London, can\u2019t see France, unless we see your underpants. Grope discounts available. If we did our job any better, we\u2019d have to buy you dinner first. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady. Don\u2019t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy. Wanna fly?\u00a0 Drop your fly. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[376,200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}