{"id":1643,"date":"2011-03-03T14:06:12","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T21:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/?p=1643"},"modified":"2011-03-03T14:06:12","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T21:06:12","slug":"time-to-shake-your-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/?p=1643","title":{"rendered":"Time to shake your head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following headline of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gillettenewsrecord.com\/articles\/2011\/03\/03\/news\/today\/news05.txt\" target=\"_blank\">story<\/a> appeared in today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gillettenewsrecord.com\" target=\"_blank\">paper<\/a>:<\/p>\n<h1>Stolen wallet won\u2019t dampen a good time<\/h1>\n<blockquote><p>A Glenrock man didn\u2019t let a stolen wallet ruin his good time.<\/p>\n<p>The man\u2019s wallet was stolen Wednesday night at Bryan\u2019s Place, a strip club near Rozet.<\/p>\n<p>He  told deputies a blonde dancer with braces must have taken his wallet  while giving him a lap dance. The wallet later was found beneath a sofa  cushion, but $200 was missing, Campbell County Undersheriff Scott  Matheny said.<\/p>\n<p>But after realizing his wallet had been stolen, the  31-year old man stayed at the strip club and had another lap dance,  Matheny said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s time to just shake your head and say, &#8220;Huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following headline of a story appeared in today&#8217;s paper: Stolen wallet won\u2019t dampen a good time A Glenrock man didn\u2019t let a stolen wallet ruin his good time. The man\u2019s wallet was stolen Wednesday night at Bryan\u2019s Place, a strip club near Rozet. He told deputies a blonde dancer with braces must have taken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61231,103,1581693],"tags":[9625683,144430],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gillette","category-news","category-strange-odd","tag-postaday","tag-shame"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revtucher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}