Possible future TSA mottos

28 Nov
  • Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
  • Grope discounts available.
  • If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.
  • Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
  • Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
  • Wanna fly?  Drop your fly.
  • We are now free to move about your pants.
  • We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
  • It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.
  • When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
  • TSA: Touchin’, squeezin’, arresting’.
  • You WERE a virgin.
  • We handle more packages than the USPS.

About Rev. Jared Tucher

I'm a Lutheran (LCMS) pastor serving in Gillette, WY.
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