Wyoming joke

Received this from one of my elders.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York  scientists  found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years  ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: “California archaeologists, finding of 200-year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.”

One week later, a local newspaper in Wyoming reported the following:
“After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Worland , Fred, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.   He has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Wyoming had already gone wireless.”

Possible future TSA mottos

  • Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
  • Grope discounts available.
  • If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.
  • Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
  • Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
  • Wanna fly?  Drop your fly.
  • We are now free to move about your pants.
  • We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
  • It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.
  • When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
  • TSA: Touchin’, squeezin’, arresting’.
  • You WERE a virgin.
  • We handle more packages than the USPS.